Utter insanity has hit Arizona and a massive spraying of Haldol  (anti-psychotic drug) may be the only cure!  Moon heard this from Bear, Moon told me,I said “no effing way, this is too stupid to be real”.  Much to my utter shock, after a quick google search, this is indeed true. 

http://jonathanturley.org/2011/04/15/arizona-bill-would-require-proof-of-u-s-birth-for-presidential-candidates/

The legislation that would require presidential candidates to produce a birth certificate before they can be on the ballot in Arizona to show that he or she is a natural-born citizen of the U.S. and eligible to be president.

a) Early baptismal or circumcision certificate.

What does this mean for women and those who are NOT baptised or circumcised

(b) Hospital birth record.

(c) Postpartum medical record for the mother or child signed by the doctor or midwife or the person who delivered or examined the child after birth.

(d) Early census record.

2. A sworn statement or form that identifies the presidential candidate’s places of residence in the United States for fourteen years.

C. In addition to the requirements of subsection B, the presidential candidate may also submit a notarized affidavit from two or more persons who witnessed the presidential candidate’s birth.

D. If the secretary of state receives any documents in place of a long form birth certificate pursuant to subsection B, paragraph 1 and cannot determine if the presidential candidate meets the requirements prescribed in Article II, section 1, Constitution of the United States, the secretary of state may establish a committee to assist in the determination or hold hearings and submit any documents for forensic examination.

Now THIS looks like a show, I mean “committee”,  that might require parental guidance!  Does this committee inspect, ahem, private areas for proof of circumcision?  Do they force you into a body of water and if you float you are a witch but if you drown you are G-dly, therefore proving the authenticity of your Baptismal record?

E. If both the presidential candidate and the national political party committee for that candidate fail to submit and swear to the documents prescribed in this section, the secretary of state shall not place that presidential candidate’s name on the ballot in this state. If the candidate and national political party committee for that committee submit and swear to the documents prescribed in this section, but the secretary of state believes that the preponderance of the evidence shows that the candidate does not meet the citizenship, age and residency requirements, the secretary of state shall not place that presidential candidate’s name on the ballot in this state

31 Thoughts to “Too Stupid to Be Real? Circumcision Proof of Citizenship in AZ!”

  1. Elena

    Just an FYI on circumcision proof. My son’s bris certificate has the Jewish year and date, NO place of birth. What does it prove to be cicumcised???????

    1. @Elena

      That one doesn’t have a foreskin.

      It also generally implies a hospital birth on older men, but is not an absolute.

  2. Censored bybvbl

    So, if Arizona becomes the looniest state in the nation and decides to ban a candidate’s name from the ballot if that candidate can’t/won’t meet its standards, will its citizens then become disenfranchised? If they decide to write in the banned candidate’s name, will their write-in vote be accepted? I think many happy lawyers are going to flock to Arizona.

  3. Of course, A) was included so that the state covered as many possible alternative sources of information proving location of birth. That’s all this is. If said document fails to do that, then its useless for this purpose.

  4. Elena

    Cargo,
    E nullifies any such documentation anyway. President Obama, even with a certified birth certificate from Hawaii, still has people who are unwilling to acknowedge his legitimacy.

  5. @Elena,

    I have resisted using the RN word. Arizona is one of my favorite geological states. I love the landscape, the stones, and the jewelry from there. But when will these people stop trying to prove that they are rednecks to the rest of the country?

    Do they realize how stupid they sound? Help me out here. Obama’s grandfather Stanley Dunham was an America. He was a WWII vet and fought under Patton. He had a daughter named Stanley Ann Dunham at birth. She was an American. Her son and daughter are Americans. Give it a rest, RNs.

  6. @Elena

    President Obama has NOT produced a certified birth certificate from Hawaii. That’s the problem. The current governor, a friend of his, couldn’t find one either.

    What President Obama has presented, and has not been verified by Hawaii is a Certificate of Live Birth.

    Which his half sister, born in Indonesia, has also acquired.

  7. Bear

    How come I can’t get any credit for some reasonable things I say(assuming that sometimes it’s reasonable) but if I repeat some absurd things the Republicans do ya’ll give me credit for it LOL ? The problem comes in where the” Full Faith and Credit” clause of the U.S. Constitution, which requires states to recognize each others documents, marriage license’s etc.
    So Arizona may wind up in Federal Court.

  8. Bear

    For those of you who would like to check out the constitution:
    http://topics.law.cornell.edu/constitution/articleiv

  9. Elena

    Cargo,
    Please, for the love of credibility, stop propogating the lie that Obama has not fully, to the best of his ability, supplied proof of his citizenship.

    Even the National Review, since 2009, had clearly stated, Obama is a natural born citizen, like you Cargo, like me, like my children!

    Read this, please, stop the conspiracy theory talk, you sound as ridiculous as those people who believe 9-11 was an inside job by GW.

    http://www.factcheck.org/2011/04/donald-youre-fired/

  10. Elena

    @Bear,
    I’m sorry, my bad, I just had to do the ole’ rumor mill as my beginning to this crazy story. These things use to be funny, but now the unhinged people are actually creating policy and that is what really does scare me. Differences in policy and ideology is the American way, but this is just ridiculous.

  11. e

    bottom line: obama has never produced his birth certificate, just a certificate of live birth, not the same thing. what is he hiding?

  12. What do you mean he never produced it? @e

    Did you expect him to mail out a copy to you?

    Yes he has. End of story.

    I used to think the talk about Bill Clinton killing off his friends was the dumbest thing I had ever heard. Nope. This is.

  13. How about the fact that President Obama’s mother is an American citizen, regardless of where he was born?

    Has anyone produced a passport showing she was in Kenya, USSR, France, England, Spain, Tanzania, Sidney Australia, during that time? Or maybe Obama was alone when he was born. Yea, that’s the ticket.

  14. e

    factcheck.org is a child of the annenberg public policy center of the university of pennsylvania, supported by the same foundation, the ANNENBERG FOUNDATION, that Bill Ayers secured the 49.2 million dollars from to create the Chicago ANNENBERG Challenge “philanthropic” organization in which Barack Obama was the founding Chairman of the Board for and Ayers served as the grant writer of and co-Chair of for its two operating arms.

  15. e

    Obama’s official account of his identity and background is riddled with inaccuracy and unanswered questions. Even Obama’s social security number may very well be fraudulent. He has literally spent a fortune in legal efforts to avoid producing the documents that would verify his eligibility.
    Besides his original birth certificate, still concealed are his kindergarten records, Punahou School records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, passport, medical records, client list from his time in private practice, files from his years as an Illinois state senator, Illinois State Bar Association records, his baptism records and his adoption records.
    Obama has gone to great efforts to sell the public on his own version of his life, but his story has been inconsistent. For example, according to Illinois state filings, when Obama registered as an attorney in 1991, he stated he did not have any former names. In fact, he had been known for several years as Barry Soetoro.
    Assuming Obama’s parents were Barack Obama Sr., a British subject of Kenyan origin, and Stanley Ann Dunham, an eighteen-year-old American woman, neither of his parents were qualified to transmit U.S. citizenship to him. Barack Obama Sr.’s foreign allegiance disqualified Obama’s mother from conferring U.S. citizenship under the law prevailing at the time. The law required any U.S. citizen having a child with a non-citizen to have been physically present in the United States for at least five years after the age of sixteen to automatically transmit American citizenship. Because neither parent could confer American citizenship to their son, Obama can only be a U.S. citizen if he were actually born in the United States.

  16. Cato the Elder

    e, give it up. There’s nothing at all suspicious about spending two million in legal fees blocking access to college transcripts, Senate service records, medical records or any other record that could possibly tarnish his sparkling personal narrative. He is exactly what he says he is. I know this because only brilliant light and pure truth flow from the lips of The One.

    I suggest that you break out your prayer rug and bow seven times toward the White House whilst begging forgiveness from the MB Messiah for daring to suggest such a thing.

  17. Actually, I did not say that he wasn’t a natural born citizen. I just said that he’s never provided that birth certificate, which he has not.

    He has provided a copy of a Certificate of Live Birth, which is not a Birth certificate. If they want to accept that, then that’s on them. But saying that I’m being conspiratorial doesn’t change the fact that he has not done so, nor has one found. The current governor of Hawaii, in an effort to stop all the conspiracy talk, took it upon himself to verify the certificate and reported that, surprisingly, he cannot find on in the records nor in any hospital.

    Now, I’m not trying to say what that might mean. I am just reporting the actual facts of the case. I’m not even getting into the discussions out there concerning his adoption by a foreign national, travel on a passport of another country to Pakistan, which at that time, did not allow Americans to enter, the age of the mother at the time of the birth and whether that mattered in conferring citizenship, location of birth, or the actual definition of NATURAL BORN which has not be clarified.

    I’m just reporting on the fact that Obama released an unverified image of a Certificate of Live Birth from Hawaii. That’s all. All the other matters are moot since he WAS certified as President.

    Now, if states change the requirements to get on the ballot…that’s up to them.

    1. I believe my birth certificate says certificate of live birth. What the hell is the difference if it carries the state seal?

      Cargo, are you a ::leaning closer to whisper:: a ….birther?

      Tell me its not true. What are you all going to do when Obama gets re-elected?

  18. Cato the Elder

    Moon-howler :
    What are you all going to do when Obama gets re-elected?

    Heh. Obama re-election + 8% unemployment + $5 gasoline + inflation = wishful thinking.

    If I were you I’d start mentally preparing for this: http://tinyurl.com/3qjhwb6

    😆

    1. @Cato and I know that would make you almost as sick as it would make me.

  19. @Moon-howler
    Hawaii’s Certificate of Live birth is available to people born outside of Hawaii and does not show information such as location of birth, etc. It is not a Birth Certificate.

    Aha! I see the problem in what I said. Hawaii issues a CERTIFICATION of live Birth. THAT is what President Obama showed. It is not the same as a Certificate of Live birth.

    A Hawaii Certification of Live Birth could be legally obtained at the time of Obama’s birth by a parent’s registering the child’s birth by affidavit. It could be obtained, regardless of the child’s place of birth and without the signature of the doctor or attending nurse during the child’s birth. A parent is an interested party and an affidavit by an interested party does not carry the same weight in court. A doctor is presumably an disinterested party and a Birth Certificate carries great weight in court.

    As a Certification of Live Birth is was so easily obtained and verification of it basis so poor, COLBs are not considered reliable evidence of birth in Hawaii by Hawaiian court.

    This is what is driving the controversy.

    In 1961, thousands of foreign nationals obtained citizenship by this manner. Notice, I am not saying that Obama’s parents did this. I’m saying that Hawaii’s procedures were weak.

    And so, because of this controversy and Obama’s refusal to clear it up, states are being force to strengthen their own requirements….for ALL candidates.

  20. Bear

    @Cato the Elder
    Cato , before you can beat Obama, you will have to find somebody to run against him who can speak in complete sentences and hopefully with a little integrity.
    Elana: No problem, i don’t mind being a “rumor monger”

  21. Elena

    Like I said, to me, there is no difference between the people who believe George Bush was behind 9-11 and the birthers. Both hold no credibility and I believe, damage, their respective political parties.

    The 2 million dollars is fabricated by WorldNetDaily news. There are no credible substantiated facts to support the stupidity of that claim.

    Cargo,
    You sound as ridicululous as the people who spout off “facts” about why George Bush was behind 9-11. I hate to say it, cause I like and respect you, but this story is stupid and has been for some time now. Do a google for 9-11 conspiracy, are you gonna believe that blather because random citizens have “proof” ? Not likely, not likely.

    Oh, and e, your cut and paste from Mario Apuzzo’s “case” against Obama is not proof, this type of “research” only propogate the lies. Just because someone writes it, does not make it reality. The case was dismissed by the Supreme Court:

    “The Supreme Court again dismissed another dumb challenge, Kerchner v. Obama (10-446), against President Barack Obama’s U.S. Citizenship status.

    Without comment, the Supreme Court justices on Monday rejected challenge from Charles Kerchner Jr. of Pennsylvania who sought a trial in federal court to force the president to produce documents regarding his birth and citizenship. Kerchner is also a retired military officer who describes himself on his website as a “genetic genealogy pioneer”.

    Kerchner represented by his attorney, Mario Apuzzo, argued that Obama did not fit the definition of a “natural-born citizen” required for the nation’s highest office, as defined by Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution.”

    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.printable&pageId=197557

  22. Slowpoke Rodriguez

    Bear :
    @Cato the Elder
    Cato , before you can beat Obama, you will have to find somebody to run against him who can speak in complete sentences and hopefully with a little integrity.

    BHO doesn’t set the bar too high in the integrity dept.

  23. Cato the Elder

    Bear :
    @Cato the Elder
    Cato , before you can beat Obama, you will have to find somebody to run against him who can speak in complete sentences and hopefully with a little integrity.

    I’ll settle for complete sentences, my ursine friend.

    Integrity is optional. These are, after all, politicians we’re talking about here.

  24. @Cato

    Then you just tossed out half with candidates with that rascally complete sentence requirement. I would like the dangling prepositons to be at a minimum also.

  25. Cato the Elder

    What dangling prepositions? Where do you see them at? Who are you talking to? 😈

  26. @Elena
    See there, you are reading things into what I wrote. All I reported is what he has done. I did not state reasons for it, I did not speculate. The other things I mentioned are the things that OTHER people speculate upon and I put them there to contrast what I wrote.

    This controversy over HAWAII’S problem with its type of birth certification is what is causing the controversy, along with Obama’s general secretiveness about his past.

    That’s all.

  27. @Cato, thanks for illustrating my point. And some are worse than others. “Who are you talking to” has become more or less acceptable. Doesn’t make it right but the grammar police aren’t going to beat on your door.

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