Because the duck could be somebody’s mother…. (Sung to the strains of John Phillip Sousa)
Some fool went into Tim’s Rivershore carrying a sidearm. He arrived at the bar pre-drunk, was refused service, got POed, went outside and shot up a bunch of domestic ducks who were swimming nearby. Onlookers were horrified as a mother duck gasped her last breath, leaving a bunch of orphan ducklings. The duck assassination was caught on video by a customer who just happened to be outside filming the duck and her babies.
The drunken fool sped away in his car, eventually crashed his car, refused a breathalyzer and was arrested and charged with DUI, reckless handling of a firearm and refusal to take a breathalyzer test. Unfortunately, he could not be charged with killing the duck.
According to News and Messenger:
There were also no charges regarding the carrying of a firearm. In Virginia, it’s legal to have a gun in plain view in a restaurant unless the establishment’s owner prohibits it.
Efforts to change state law to allow concealed weapons in restaurants that serve alcohol have thus far been turned back, but the issue came up in the recent Democratic primary for governor.
Eventual party nominee R. Creigh Deeds, a state senator from Bath County, was hammered by primary opponents Terry McAuliffe and Brian Moran for voting to allow concealed guns in bars.
Now I don’t know about you all, but I don’t want to go to bars where drunks have guns. I don’t care if the gun is concealed or unconcealed. I don’t think alcohol and guns are a good combination. They certainly aren’t good for ducks.