USA TODAY – It’s something you may not want to hear. But with Easter approaching, have you ever thought how many calories does a chocolate Easter bunny have in it?
USA Today found a five and a half inch tall, solid chocolate Easter bunny has 958 calories in it.
If you break it down, you may feel better.
The head has 82 calories.
The ears have 49 calories.
For those who plan to munch on the rest, the legs have 279 calories and the body has 537 calories
I wonder if that is 49 calories for both ears or 1 ear? Betcha it is per ear.
Solid or hollow?
I don’t know. I wondered the same thing myself.
Swiss dark chocolate. I see it coming.
If it’s not dark chocolate, I don’t want it.
Now jelly beans are another story.
But “they” say dark chocolate is good for you. Hmmmm–maybe I will go get one of those dark chocolate bunnies–they’re probably on sale today.
Never believe the “theys.”
“They” are everywhere (insert X-files music here).