Jon Stewart on Betty White and the Big Soccer Game

 

 
Betty White is just remarkable. What a quick wit. Now Jon Stewart has a worthy challenge!

Betty stars with greats like Valerie Bertinelli in a new sit com called Hot in Cleveland. It starts on the TV land Channel Wednesday night at 10 pm.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Betty White
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

 

 Jon gives us his analysis of the USA vs England soccer game. It seems his assessment was similar to ours.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
World Cup 2010: Into Africa – US Ties England
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Jumping Founding Father poltergeists! Gather Your Armies!

 

 This guy, Rick Barber, is running for congress in a primary in Alabama. This apparent drunken rant wouldn’t be a bit better if he were running for dog catcher.

He speaks to the ghosts of Washington, Franklin and Sam Adams and plans to overthrow the IRS.

Holy cow. Who needs South Carolina!

From Huffington Post:

Yes! Talkin’ sedition with the Founding Fathers! It doesn’t get any better than that.

“Is it worth digging into the substance here?” asks Dave Weigel, who makes a spirited attempt to do just that. But for all intents and purposes, what Barber is doing is railing against modernity itself, working himself into a fantasia of bellicosity.

Anyway, in the next scene of the story, we’ll have a terrified George Washington exclaiming: “WTF, dude?! Why didn’t you tell us that they have Hellfire missiles, mounted on robot planes, capable of cutting a man in half from 30,000 feet in the air? You do know that we are armed with muskets, right?”

Whoever came up with the notion that we were going to throw the bums out and bring in a new breed apparently hadn’t given much thought to what the new breed was like. New breed…be very afraid. It looks like we are all going to have to talk Emma into making those tinfoil hats again.