‘Jaws Beach’ in the Bahamas was the site of where part of Jaws the Revenge was filmed back in 1987. Now it seems that Jaws has had his revenge. On August 29, Judson Newton and friends developed engine trouble. They called for help. Before it arrived, Newton and a friend tried to swim ashore, leaving 3 of their crew with the disabled boat. Newton and friend were never seen again, despite a massive search effort by officials.
Well, never seen again in one piece. An local investment banker hauled in a 12 foot tiger shark who still had part of a leg in its mouth. Upon further inspection, other parts of limbs were found in its stomach. Finger prints matched those of Judson Newton. Officials are awaiting DNA tests before declaring this New-Jaws the killer. It is unknown if Judson was alive at the time he was eaten.
Jaws Beach might have a tourist problem after this grizzly discover.
Eeeeew!
It really is a horrible story. Sharks must be more vicious than the animal planet wants us to know. We have man eaters swimming in the Bahamas and Bull sharks coming up the Potomac. Should water safety be reevaluated? Do we need those protective nets?
We should just throw the lawyers in the water with them, it would be a relatively even match and either way, we would get rid of half the problem.
Should we do the jaws music to warn the sharks or the lawyers?
The sharks.
snicker