Corey exploits the dead for political purposes. For shame. I don’t hear Corey Stewart talking about drunk drivers killing a grandmother and her grandchild or an habitual drug offender veering across a median strip to cause an inferno that killed 2 people and seriously injured a third. I suppose those deaths just don’t have the same ring as an ‘illegal immigrant.’
I thought that the Attorney General said that this was BAD legislation. Why is Corey still pushing it? If the Cooch says its bad, then it must stink. Which delegate or state senator is going to go charging in come January and insist on passing bad legislation?
.’UPDATE: A long time resident of Prince William County sent me a suggested scenario just for those who want to take a trip back in time to days of old…just for a moment. Come gather round to see how Corey became Corey, the Red-nosed Exploitative Reindeer.
Corey the Red-Nosed Exploitative Reindeer
I’m sure when Greg Letiecq knocked on the door with the camera Corey said, “Oh no, do I have to make this video today? It’s Christmas!” And Greg said, “Corey, if you don’t do my evil bidding, I will reveal all of your secrets from 2007 and your political career will be over, bwhaahahahahaaa!”
Corey then said, “But no one in Virginia supports this law, not even the Republicans, at least not the respectable ones. And your script, it’s really going to make me look like an ass. Trying to convince the whole state to pass a law that I couldn’t stop my own board from repealing? You know they’re going to rip me to shreds when they find out how much it cost.”
Greg: “We’ll deny it, and find a polarizing way to distract them.”
Corey: “What if they find out the real crime statistics?”
Greg: “We’ll accuse anyone who looks up the real statistics of being an illegal alien apologist, a traitor, and a socialist. Then I’ll get my three lady friends to write them some angry emails. They’ll back down.”
Corey: “Alright, come in, we’ll shoot it in my office. But I’m not doing it over and over again. Last time was so exhausting.”
Greg: “Fine, fine, we’ll do it in one take.”
Corey: “Can we cut this part where I try to exploit a tragic accident and the Christmas holiday? I think that’s really in poor taste.”
Greg: “Nope. That’s the best part. Trust me, if you get people riled up enough, you can turn them against those losers George Allen and Ken Cuccinelli. They’re not tough like you are. They’re soft and weak. You are the only Republican who is man enough to walk in Sharon Angel and Jan Brewer’s non-immigrant looking shoes!”
Corey: “Thanks Greg, that’s kind of you.”
Greg: “Now sit here in front of this painting. I’ll frame it so the guy’s head is chopped off so it subtly reminds people of headless bodies.”
Corey: “Good idea.”
Disclaimer: The above is satire. I have no idea who really made the video.
MH
