Newt catching it from the left and the right

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So far, we don’t know what the left will come up with. I expect that SNL will have at least one good Newt sketch.

Remember, Newt is the guy who screwed around on at least 2 of his wives because he loved his country so much and plus he was working too hard. 

Let’s go back to Newt being ok because he came clean. Oh PUH-LEEZ. What has Newt been honest about? Leopards don’t change their spots. I never thought I would be agreeing with the preacher but this has been a strange week. I agreed with Slowpoke a few times and then Steve defended Obama while I ripped in to him. I guess it is only natural that I should expect to start agreeing with evangelical preachers.  Yes, I do get queasy when the earth tilts wrong on its axis.

Just out of curiosity…again…how did the Catholic Church get past the fact that this dude has been married 3 times?  They must be handing out them thar annulments alot easier than they did 40 years ago. 

A refresher course on the Return of Newt.

View You’re a Mean One Newt Gingrich.

Rick Perry goes Brokeback Mountain on us: Is there no end to affrontery?

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Ewwwwww, Rick.  Just Ewwwwwww.  He sounds like a commercial for Westboro Baptist Church.

WHAT is he talking about?   Gays in the military has what to do with Christmas?  What children aren’t allowed to celebrate Christmas?   Why is President Obama being blamed for any of this?  

Even Rick Perry’s staff was divided over this political ad.  So is it the bad taste ad of the political season?

How about Ron Paul’s ad?  Pretty clever.  I liked the shih tzu dog part. 

Someone needs to tell Rick Perry that victim mentality just isn’t very presidential.  This ‘war on Christmas’ BS is just that.  I have never felt that I can’t celebrate Christmas. 

 

Scarborough tells secrets about Chris Wallace

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Joe Scarborough told some tales out of school on Chris Wallace.  On Morning Joe, Scarborough announced that Chris Wallace loathed Mitt Romney but never said why.  He said it was common knowledge over at Fox News, even though Wallace would deny the allegation. 

 

Romney will appear on Chris Wallace’s Sunday Show this weekend.  In other words, he ventures into the lions’ den.  Political analysts say that Romney has to get over the good guy image and throw a few punches at Newt.  He can’t let someone else do it.  He has to mess up his own hair and get his own knuckles bruised. 

I can’t imagine that a political party who smugly prides itself on its virtue will send Newt Gingrich into the ring against Obama.  Gingrich has an EWWWWW factor that turns ordinary ‘baggage’ into a fleet of steamers.  (Remember the scene from Titanic?)  Newt is a philander who tried to oust others when his own behavior was probably worse.   He was run out of congress on an ethics charge and somehow ended up with over a million dollars from Freddie Mac.  He is the quintessential insider.  Why on earth are Republicans supporting this dirt bag?    I can’t believe people are turning up their noses at Romney and Huntsman in favor of this nasty little man who is long on arrogance and short on consistency. 

I know he’s smart.  Please help me understand the attraction.  I honestly don’t get it.