71 Thoughts to “I am a Republican & I have an over-powering urge to say something sh!tty”

  1. Cato the Elder
    September 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    Chris Matthews needs to crawl back into whatever Pennsylvania dumpster birthed him with a bottle of vodka and make the world a little better.

  2. Cargosquid
    September 7, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    @Cato the Elder
    I disagree.

    Give him even MORE exposure. Put him on primetime! On ABC, CBS,NBC!

    He’s a great face for the media!

  3. Marinm
    September 7, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Cargo, I got a tingle up my leg just thinking about that level of exposure for him.

    1. Moon-howler
      September 7, 2012 at 5:32 pm

      It is probably just something you caught in the hot tub on the sh!tty page.

      @marin

  4. Marinm
    September 7, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Cargo did you see the penn & teller skit where they got hippies and dems in Berkely to sign a petition banning water?

    Loved it!!

  5. Marinm
    September 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    BREAKING NEWS.

    Sandra Fluke announces she’s pregnant. Claims Bill is the father.

    Bill Clinton flies to Israel to negotiate a peace treaty.

    BREAKING NEWS!

    Fluke aborts Baby Bill. Our last great hope of a great economy.

  6. SlowpokeRodriguez
    September 7, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    And the DNC ends their convention $15 million in the hole for the venture. Anyone surprised!?!?!

    1. Moon-howler
      September 7, 2012 at 9:57 pm

      Oh I bet they have it covered. No one has sent me emergency mail begging. I will let you know when it arrives, IF it does.

  7. Cargosquid
    September 8, 2012 at 12:29 am

    @Marinm
    One of my favorites!

  8. SlowpokeRodriguez
    September 8, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Moon-howler :
    Oh I bet they have it covered. No one has sent me emergency mail begging. I will let you know when it arrives, IF it does.

    It won’t. They had lines of credit already established with Duke Energy (nice stock!). But they have to use it. The money thing is going to get funny this go-round. Nobody with firing neurons will want to give money to Obama this year, and their desperation about it is getting really funny. The unions think they’ve got something going, spending their member’s dues on political favors. I’m looking forward to them getting a lesson this year on how to really use money. I’m hoping for Wisconson on a national scale.

  9. marinm
    September 8, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Slow, you tracking the teacher strike in Chicago?

  10. Cargosquid
    September 8, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    @SlowpokeRodriguez
    They are still getting credit card donations without verification, just like last time.

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