Cable News Quiz

All answers are hosts or commenters on one of the three major cable channels:  Faux news, MSNBC, and CNN

.1.  Former Miss America

2.  Has a better half named Susan.

3.  former Capitol Police and voted for George W in 2000.

4.  Used to be a features reporter on channel 4 in DC.

5.  Recently announced they were gay.

6.  Belongs to the Church of Scientology

7.  played basketball, field hockey and was a head cheer leader in high school.

8.  Ole Miss alum.

9.  Parents had to go to DC to legally marry because marriage illegal in Maryland.  hint:  loving vs VA

10.  arrested for aggravated assault with a motor vehicle over a parking place.  (charges later reduced)

11.  Got their big job break by being exploited by a local blogger.

12.  former congressman who wore a paper bag on their head this week in shame.

13.  bartender by avocation.

14.  former professional bartender dared Catholic Church to excommunicate him over the issue of contraception.  They threatened to join Jerry Falwell’s church.

 

 

Answers may be used more than once.

Did you know G-d was running for office on the Romney ticket?

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, I was driving my kids to their respective after school activities yesterday, when all of a sudden, I see, in the bleakness of crabgrass growing on the easement, a sign, white background, bold red print and it says “OBAMA OUT, G-D IN, VOTE ROMNEY .”  I was so irritated I couldn’t stand it, I had to yell out in the car, “Kids, THAT is offensive, to suggest that people who vote for Obama vote against G-d.”  I continued my explanation that G-d is neither Republican or Democrat, and certainly  NOT interested in political parties ,but, instead, concerned about about our own personal behavior towards one another.

Apparently these signs were all over the Haymarket area, by the entrance to the Boy Scouts Camp, Camp Schneider, all along route 15, even lining James Long Park.

Do people actually believe this kind of exclusionary message works?   Do people believe it will draw more votes?

My ten year old son said it best last night.  He said, “Mom, listen, when people say mean things it pushes other people away.  Maybe that is why John McCain lost, he said things that pushed people away.   I don’t even think Mitt Romney would approve of those signs.  You should be glad they are up, all it does it make those people look bad and make people not want to vote for Romney.”

Whether those signs will have that effect, I don’t know, but, as I contemplated my son’s grown up words, I realized, even more importantly than this election, I have a wise and thoughtful kid.

Out of the mouth of babes……..

 

Chaos on Bulls#%t Mountain

Oh the Habitat for Humanity!  Romney campaign sabotaged by Jimmy Carter’s grandson.  “Its not the most ideal language to be eavesdropped on…”  Faux News says its true, even it it hurts.  Stop Foxies!!!  You are talking about most of the people who watch your show!!!!

 

 

There are no rules on Bulls#%t Mountain!  Obama was caught on tape back in 98!  That’s 1998.   That’s more than 14 Mays ago.

Government handouts!  Let’s see that might be  social security check, a disability check for being a wounded vet.  Double trouble.

If the  denizens of bulls#%t mountains have success they built it.  If they fail, the government ruined it for them…. Unlike the moocher class who is just sitting around waiting for a hand out.

Cognitive Dissonance.