Well friends, I am a goner. I have already voted. It has been great knowing you all. I feel the fire lapping at my hindquarters as we speak.
So long!!!
This is really horrible. I used to respect Mike Huckabee. I don’t think I do any longer. Not nice!
Subject: red states – blue states [sarcasm button on]
Dear Red States,
We’re ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we’ve decided we’re leaving.
We in New York intend to form our own country and we’re taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren’t aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
In the words of the band, the Eagles:
There’s a hole in the world tonight.
There’s a Cloud of fear and sorrow.
There’s a hole in the world tonight.
Don’t let there be a hole in the world tomorrow.
Unbelievable. When will the lights come back on? How many lost pets are out there?
What can we, who luckily dodged the big bullet, do to help out those less fortunate?
