Now this is a snake oil salesman if he is hawking this crap. Just the thing to enable my family to toss that expensive celebrex and advil. NOT.
Does Jonnie Williams have a college degree since he is being billed as a great inventer?
This is just amazing. More flat earth society thinking. Tobacco can be ‘turned’ so it is good for you. Where is that bridge for sale again?
But…but…that stuff saved me! I had… plague! That’s it! And I couldn’t walk! And…and….something else was wrong! In fact, I was dead!
And now, I’m all better.
The doctors tell me the scales and tail will disappear as soon as the medicine wears off.
@Cargo
bwaaaahahahahahahahahah…if you are lucky.
What the hell is Anatabloc?
http://www.timesdispatch.com/business/local/companies/anatomy-of-anatabloc/article_17d46e14-e115-58ea-a491-b71b5d72a839.html
@Cargosquid Scales? Did you also have weight loss? Stephen King describes your condition in his novel “Thinner”.
Snicker….I liked that novella.
@Emma
Nope…just death….. they offered me cake, but I mistakenly chose death.
http://youtu.be/BNjcuZ-LiSY
It also turned me into a newt.
But I got better.
Unbelievable. This is what VRS invested in? Tyanks a lot, governor, please resign
It looks like the royal baby took over at least for a day. Yesterday there was no new news. Imagine that.
(I am so tired of hearing about the royal baby already.)
Anatabloc–No FDA approval of claims. Am glad that it helped Cargo and now that he is a newt, he can regrow his tail whenever it breaks off! 😉
So when we all ask him how his scaley ass is…..sigh….Cargo is a good sport.
@George S. Harris
I got better.
@Moon-howler
Didn’t we have a revolution or something so that we wouldn’t have to care about some royal baby?
Not so quick to knock the new salesmen in town, maties. I happen to know of a family (distant relations by marriage) whose great-great-grandfather was a drugstore owner in a small Southern town. He also like to putter around in the back room of the store with some chemistry equipment. One day he hit upon an idea. It did well in local sales at his store, so the family patented the thing and went larger. The son came up with the idea: they sent free samples of the stuff to as many households as they could in selected areas of the turn-of-the-century Old South. It was well received. The family started a drug company and is still very, very wealthy. The thing the old-time druggist invented in his back room? Vicks Vapor Rub.
Anatabloc might be the greatest thing since sliced bread, although I seriously doubt it. Do you want the state investing in something like this? I sure don’t.
Good point Wolverine. It was first called “Magic Croup Salve” before being rebranded “Vapo Rub” in 1912. Due to the flu pandemic of 1918, the sales figures rose to $2.9 million in a single year.
@Cargosquid Ni!!!
@Emma
One shrubbery, coming up!
I’m on family excursions this week and listening a lot to Sirius/XM in the car as I cruise cross country. Much to my surprise, I heard an advert for Anatabloc while listening to the college football channel. It was advertised as an all natural pain reliever. I felt deeply, as a Virginian far from home, that Sirius was reaching out to me as I struggled across the prairies, far from my beloved Blue Ridge, Piedmont, Tidewater heartstrings.