Those wascally fat cat teachers are just greedy!

Jon Stewart has it all figured out about teachers and has a little private talk with them.  He wants them to straighten up and fly right. 

 

 

 

Jon Stewart’s mother really was a teacher, in New Jersey.    Don’t let these teachers fool you!  Those money grubbers.

Stewart explores class warfare.  The Democrats are pitting the top 2% against the lower 98%.    What can be done abouut these villans of chalk board?  They are living in the 1890’s.   They are destroying America.  They have chalk dust on their clothing.  They drive old cars.  They have special text books with all the answers in them.  Who has a gym and a cafeteria at the work place, other than Google employees?  What about the greed that led these people into their profession?   The Crisis in Dairy Land continues.  The Curds are angry.

Public Broadcasting: A ‘luxury’ we can’t do without

Often PBS Television comes into the sights of some Republicans for defunding.  This year is no exception.  Already the speeches are being made with various people holding Kermit and Big Bird puppets.  TV commercials are beginning to pop up on shows on PBS.  What disturbs me is why PBS.  I can’t see what’s not to like.

Most people don’t give a rat’s ass about the politics of PBS, if there are any.  Most people just like NOVA, Antiques Road Show, Masterpiece, and American Experience.  There are numerous kids shows, some entertainment and some educational.  At least 2 or 3 generations grew up on shows like  Sesame Street and the Electric Company.  These shows were on the airwaves.  No cable was needed.  Poor kids got some solid education, even if their parents didn’t have cable or if there were no satellite TV. 

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Capital Squawk: The Awards Show

The Richmond Times-Dispatch host Jim Nolan hands out the inaugural Squawkie Awards as the session draws to a close. The ceremony is entertaining and funny. Of course, there is the oily aroma of Virginia politics.

The Lifetime Achievement Award goes to the Democratic leaderhship in the Senate.  You can guess why.

Enjoy.  You will never guess who gets the Best Picture Squawkie, Citizen Kane!  Will he or won’t he? 

Badger Boy loses a badge or two

Jon listens in on the fake David Koch phone call.  It seems that Badger Boy is not quite the honorable young lad he would have us believe. 

  Stay tuned.  Badger Boy will appear in the morning.  Prepare to be embarrassed.  If you think fake doctor notes and vanishing Dems are bad…

 

 So, is it ok to trick the Democratic legislators?  I thought the coyote was supposed to be the trickster, not the badger. 

It sounds like Governor ‘Badger Boy’ Walker has a trick or two up his sleeve and might have some explaining to do. 

 

Interview with the prankster  from the Buffalo Beast

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The President of the World: Bill Clinton

Tonight at 10 pm, Chris Matthews’ documentary, The President of the World  will air.  This show displays the Clinton Phenomena.  The show will be fast-moving and details the respect the former president has from admirers all around the world.

Matthews will show how many people in other countries know more about Clinton than they do their own leaders.  Clinton has spent his time since the leaving office doing good things.  This show has high billing and will air tonight at 10 on MSNBC.

The Washington Post Style section previews the TV event:

Valentine’s Day was a week ago, but MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has belatedly gifted a particular former president with a mash note – strike that, a one-hour special called “President of the World: The Bill Clinton Phenomenon,” airing on the cable news channel Monday night.

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Well, isn’t that special! Could it be…SATAN?

She’s back, with a vengeance.  This time the Church Lady has met her match, as she gets a little warm over Justin Bieber.  Dana Carvey hosted SNL last night.

 

Mr. Mouth is moving but Mr. Brain doesn’t quite know what it’s saying.
We all know a ‘church lady’ but no one says Church Lady like Dana Carvey. Its hard to believe he is 55 years old now and that he left SNL in 1993.  Last night Jon Lovitz appeared briefly, speaking of Satan or perhaps I should use his more formal name, Mephistopheles.

Shindig Time–Your Report Tax Dollars Hard at Work

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Hosted by Chairman Corey Stewart, the Prince William County Republican Committee, the 11th District Republican Committee, and the Virginia Rule of Law Campaign

Did you hear the good news about Prince William County’s Criminal Illegal Alien Policy?

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Jon Stewart gets the Scare of His Life from Glenn Beck

Here is it folks.  Be afraid, very afraid.  Jon tells everyone about the relationship between Glenn Beck and George Soros.  Jon brings his puppets to show you the state of the world, according to Glenn Beck.

Part 1:  George Soros Plans to Overthrow America

 

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Part 2:  The Real Puppet Master:

Jon isn’t saying Glenn Beck is a saboteur sent to destroy Fox News, he’s merely asking why he’s doing George Soros’ work for him

 

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Heavy duty stuff here.  It is amazing that anyone working for Murdoch would take aim at George Soros.  These 2 comic skits appear to be funny but they might be some of the most serious commentary in America.  Be afraid.  Very afraid.

George Bush: Decison Points

 

Former President George Bush’s new book, Decision Points, goes on sale today. Kindle, the Nook, ibooks, and other electronic modes began sales after midnight. Those not using electronic books will have to wait until stores like Barnes and Nobel open.  Meanwhile, the ex-pres has made the rounds of Hannity, Lauer, and Oprah. The Oprah Show airs this afternoon.  I don’t believe he will appear on Jon Stewart. 

The former president discusses his youth, his old drinking days, a grizzly fetus in a jar story that supposedly etched his anti abortion stance in stone, 9-11, Katrina, immigration reform, Saddam, torture and the wars. He apparently does not talk about President Obama. He indicated that is how he would have liked to have been treated.  He also gives us a glimpse of what his new life is like, in a post-Bush world.

Who plans on reading his book? Are all presidential books dry or will the Bush humor creep into his book? How revealing will the former pres be?

 

Some folks have said that this book is the beginning of Bush’s vindication. Do most Americans agree with this statement?  Has the former pres become less of a lighning rod for criticism?  What has been the most unfairly exaggerated criticism of George Bush?  

 

 

 

 

The Rally to Restore Sanity 12:00-3:00

Update:  9:15  AM

 

Roving Reporters calling in from the Metro Station–both north and south lots are filled.  One reporter is standing in a line 300 yards long to get to the trains.  Message is, if you are going, get dropped off or find another way in to town. 

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If you watched the news yesterday, you could feel the presence of fear and that something was wrong.  We had planes being escorted into JFK by fighter jets.  The FBI and other spook groups were pouring all over places near Newark, Phillie, Portsmouth, Maine, looking for packages that might have contained explosives.  Uneasy times. 

It was impossible not to think of 9/11.  We need to be reminded periodically.

 The Daily Show feature is from September 20, 2001.  In trying to restore sanity, Jon Stewart had the following:

From the Huffington Post

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