Poor Michele. She tries so hard and is “All Shook Up.” She needs to fire her fact checking staff. She is living proof that “Fools Rush In.” Elvis’s birthday was January 8, 1935. He died August 16, 1977. Oh Michele, “Don’t Be Cruel! ” You just confused the first hello with ” The Last Farewell.” This was definitely not the day to wish The King a happy birthday.
It’s better to make these gaffes after the primary. Then only one set of political enemies make fun of you. Now both Democrats and Republicans will have a field day at Bachmann’s expense. I expect that Michele will want to “Make the World Go Away” after the ribbing she will get from this one. She and her Blue Suede Shoes had better stay out of the south.
So poor Elvis is the Honky Tonk Angel rather than the birthday boy. Better luck next time, Michele. And fire your fact checkers. You will thank me later.
