Colbert “Trumps up” Jon Stewart over Zadroga Act

 

Crooksandliars.com:

Stewart made an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and continued to push Congress to do the right thing, and pass a permanent extension of the James Zadroga 9/11 Health and Compensation Act.

Colbert opened his show by having a bit of fun at Donald Trump’s expense and treating his audience to some footage of Trump having a some trouble with a bald eagle in a photo shoot (which we discussed here) and was interrupted by Stewart who explained he was there to draw attention to the cause of the 9-11 first responders and to get Congress to vote yes to extend their health benefits.
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They Can’t Make Up Their Minds: This Dog Don’t Hunt!

Are we going to have to go through all of them?  Oddly enough, the Republicans have skipped the really unbaggaged intelligent ones.  Both Romney, Newt and Jon Huntsman are intelligent and knowledgeable.  However, Newt has so much baggage it will be hard to elect someone so unlikeable. 

Stewart has declared Bachmann, Perry, Gingrich and Cain to be zombies who don’t even know they are dead.  Jack Abramoff has called Newt corrupt.  You know you are bad when that guy thinks you are corrupt.

Glenn Beck still the quintessential D* Bag

 

From www.politicususa.com:

Beck played a clip of Stewart asking how the Occupy Wall Street protesters aren’t like the tea party, and said, “How long do you have Jon? You’ve only got a half hour show. I’ve got a two hour show, and I can’t fit it in two hour, Jon. Open your eyes, you moron. Stu said, Yeah, but if you just say it, and the crowd laughs, it’s true that makes it true. They’re the same. They’re exactly the same. How are they different? They’re talking about killing and cannibalizing the rich. Just like the tea party.” Beck chimed in, “They’re talking about revolution in the streets and destroying the entire system, just like the tea party.” Stu said, “Remember when the tea party talked about Google Jews and how evil they are?” Beck came back with more insults for Stewart, “It must be true, you dope. You know Jon Stewart; I have absolutely no respect for you. You are not a thinking man at all.”

There are a couple people not to mess with on here. One is Bill Clinton and the other is Jon Stewart. I might have to add Steve Jobs to the list but so far, he is not on there. This was Glenn Beck and crew’s response to the video segment on the Daily Show entitled Parks and Demonstration.

Glenn Beck basically has no class. He is coarse and common and it is wonderful that he is no longer on Fox News. Actually the gang of 5 who replaced him are doing a pretty decent job. Of course, they profit by comparison. The first thing Beck needs to do is grow up. Maybe his wife can help him work on acquiring some class. His bishop needs to get hold of him. No Mormon I have ever known has acted like this.

Jon Stewart is probably smirking right now.  Go Jon.

The WangOver: More Tawdry Texts

According to Politico, Weiner called Bill Clinton to apologize.  Stewart says, for what?  Copyright infringement?

 

 

John thinks that people might not be paying close attention to the show and they might be doing ‘other things’ [wink.wink.nudge.nudge] Jon gets Day 5 out of Weinergate.

Aside from the Daily Show, did Breitbart lie to the public and arrange for the real X rated picture of Rep Weiner to be released after saying he would not?  Was it a Breitbart stunt? 

 

Be Still My Heart: O’Reilly vs. Stewart re: Common

Huffingtonpost.com:

UPDATE: Jon Stewart has accepted Bill O’Reilly’s challenge to debate Common’s White House appearance, Fox News announced Friday. Stewart will debate O’Reilly on Monday’s “O’Reilly Factor.”

ORIGINAL STORY: Bill O’Reilly took exception to Jon Stewart’s takedown of Fox News over President Obama’s invitation of rapper Common to the White House–and he challenged his high-profile frenemy to come on his show and debate the matter.

O’Reilly is just one of many Fox News anchors to object to Common, saying he supports the killing of police officers and the assassination of George W. Bush. (Both claims are, to put it mildly, debatable.)

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Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Jon Stewart points out the fallacy in the lies told about Planned Parenthood.  

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  Stewart claims that Senator Jon  Kyl (R-AZ) only lied to get his way.  Kyl claims that 90% of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion when the actual number is around 3%.   Easy to get 3% mixed up with 90%. 

 

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Why do politicians lie?  They want to get their way.  Life is simple.  Now I understand. 

Is lying ever justified in politics?  What if you REALLY believe in something?  Or against something?  Isn’t lying just a little ok?

America at Not-War: The President clarifies our “Squirmish”

 America at Not-War

There is something for everyone in the Tuesday night Jon Stewart segment. Want to make fun of Joe Biden?  check!    Want to hate Obama?  check!    Criticism America?  check! Salude America?  check!  Make fun of Sarah Palin and her Palinisms?  check! 

 

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Stewart does a great JFK imitation. Palin does a great Palin.  And no, it isn’t an Obama Doctrine.   What president hasn’t been cutting and pasting!   The Delicate Dance of the Presidency is highlighted. 

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So was there something here for you?  Stewart even addressed Emma’s concern.  You gotta love a guy who covers everything.   Squirmish?  OMG.  Dan Quayle has returned. 

Sarah Palin not afraid of Jon Stewart

Well shiver me timbers….Sarah Palin has announced she is not afraid of Jon Stewart.  Then why doesn’t she accept his invitation?  Plenty of Republicans have appeared on the daily show and were treated respectfully–guests like Tim Pawlenty, Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich, Tea Party leader Dick Armey and even longtime punching bags like former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former RNC chair Michael Steele — all have appeared and have engaged in lively discussion and debate.  Rumsfeld even tweeted:  “Just wrapped up one of the most thoughtful interviews of book tour with @thedailyshow”).  Stewart typically is a gracious host.

From the Huffington Post:

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$250k isn’t rich for Bush tax cuts, but $50k is for teachers

 

Huh?  Since when is $50k in this day and time adequate? 

Jon Stewart explains  tells it like it is. 

The Wisconsin fight continues and Jon points out the sheer hypocrisy of Republicans protecting those making more than $250k while at the same time howling over teachers making $50k.  That’s pretty hard to explain, unless you are Jon Stewart. 

 What part of his skit isn’t true? 

Those wascally fat cat teachers are just greedy!

Jon Stewart has it all figured out about teachers and has a little private talk with them.  He wants them to straighten up and fly right. 

 

 

 

Jon Stewart’s mother really was a teacher, in New Jersey.    Don’t let these teachers fool you!  Those money grubbers.

Stewart explores class warfare.  The Democrats are pitting the top 2% against the lower 98%.    What can be done abouut these villans of chalk board?  They are living in the 1890’s.   They are destroying America.  They have chalk dust on their clothing.  They drive old cars.  They have special text books with all the answers in them.  Who has a gym and a cafeteria at the work place, other than Google employees?  What about the greed that led these people into their profession?   The Crisis in Dairy Land continues.  The Curds are angry.

Food Safety Act: 5 Food Recalls that Scared the Pants off America

According to the Christian Science Monitor, 5 food scares rattled  America and the Food and Drug Administration.  Here are the 5 most highly profiled food scares:

eggs (August 2010), peanuts (December 2009), Spinach (August 2007), lettuce (October 2006), and beef (February 2008)

The one piece of legislation that seems to have bipartisan support has hit a snafu reported by foodsafetynews.com :

 

A serious constitutional snafu is threatening to derail pending food safety legislation, which passed the Senate by a 3-1 margin early Tuesday.

The FDA Food Safety Modernization Act, S. 510, would be the most significant update of food safety laws in over seven decades, but it has become clear that the Senate made a potentially critical error by including a provision that would allow the FDA to impose fees on importers, and on companies whose food is recalled because of contamination.

Article 1, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution says all revenue-raising measures must originate in the House. This error will almost certainly mean that the legislation will have to be reconsidered in the Senate, a major setback considering the precious floor time it could take to jump though the necessary procedural hoops: namely circumventing Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) filibuster threat.

The way forward for the beleaguered legislation–which seemed to catch a big break with its 73-25 passage in the Senate this week–remains highly uncertain.

Part of the problem with food safety has been that Congress lacks the ability to recall unhealthy food.  Currently, only companies can issue recalls.  The new act gives the Food and Drug Administration the power to recall and more power to enforce food safety. 
Several TV personalities have voiced an opinion on the Food Safety Act.  Glenn Beck has warned his minions that it is a way for the government to control the population and that it will lead to starvation.  He feels that the sheeple know more about food safety than the government. 
John Stewart addresses this serious issue as only John Stewart can:

 

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Hopefully the kinks can be ironed out of this legislation and S. 510 can move forward.

Roger Ailes Attacks Jon Stewart

Fox New  Chief Roger Ailes attacked Jon Stewart.  Now that’s right up there with attacking Bill Clinton.  Don’t do it. 

Basically, here’s what it was over:

 

When Jon Stewart was appearing on the O’Reilly Factor a few weeks back, he stopped by Roger Ailes’ office for an hour-long chat about politics.   

“He’s obviously really, really smart,” the Fox News chairman says. “He openly admits he’s sort of an atheist and a socialist. He once told me he would’ve voted for Norman Thomas.”

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The Rally to Restore Sanity 12:00-3:00

Update:  9:15  AM

 

Roving Reporters calling in from the Metro Station–both north and south lots are filled.  One reporter is standing in a line 300 yards long to get to the trains.  Message is, if you are going, get dropped off or find another way in to town. 

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If you watched the news yesterday, you could feel the presence of fear and that something was wrong.  We had planes being escorted into JFK by fighter jets.  The FBI and other spook groups were pouring all over places near Newark, Phillie, Portsmouth, Maine, looking for packages that might have contained explosives.  Uneasy times. 

It was impossible not to think of 9/11.  We need to be reminded periodically.

 The Daily Show feature is from September 20, 2001.  In trying to restore sanity, Jon Stewart had the following:

From the Huffington Post

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