NASA Announcement: I want to believe

This afternoon, NASA will have a major announcement.  Naturally people are speculating that they are going to announce evidence of alien life.  Other speculation is that there are 3 times as many stars as previously thought.

I think they are going to tell us that the moon landings were a hoax, just like all the rednecks used to say and that NASA and NBC planned the hoax.  Just kidding, just kidding!

 

Would it be good news or bad news if alien life were discovered?  I am not so arrogant to think that we are the only beings out there capable of human-type thought.  However, I am not so sure I want them here. 

As more and more information has been released from the American vaults of secrecy, who knows what has been discovered or what will be released.