In the words of Ming Ming the Wonderpet duck, “This is serwious folks!!! “
Banana Man has received 10 days suspension from school for running down the sidelines during a football game at Colonial Forge High School in Stafford, Virginia. This story is a perfect example of schools picking their battles wisely. As it turns out, the Stafford County School System has gotten into a pissing contest with not only their entire student body but also the nation. Banana Man has gone viral.
Additionally, Banana Man has autism. Cutting to the chase, his handicapping condition may very well make him impulsive and therefore, not subject to suspension. Banana Man might have the entire nation taking up a collection for the court challenge of his suspension.
If Stafford County were smart, they would give the kid a job and let him run the field during half time every game. They would be the envy of all the other high schools. Mascot Banana Man. As long as this kid is receiving punishment, the school is the enemy.
If anyone has video of some big Bubba sheriff leading the kid away, please post it. These people deal with kids every day. They should know this is one they will not win. Not in a million years. Banana Man is the hero of the hour.
How does a school system save face after this bad of a screw up?